AHahahahah! When I saw the pairings, I just went O.O but still, it's something you wrote so I conquered my WTF and thank the Fates for that! This is utterly lolarious and as usual, the very visual quality of your writing has got me imagining the entire situation. Including a tiny blush on Har's face, his teeth worrying his bottom lip.

I also imagine that he crashes the cock-party. Oh lord, I said cock-party...